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Further Description of MYSELF : She expresses herself through fashion, food, her lyrical writings, music and photography. She organized her first gig, The Cynosure Theatre at the Singpore Art's House when she was barely 16 years old. She enjoys meeting up with her dearest girlfriends and enjoy late night sessions of crapping, gossiping and smoking. A self pro-claimed Facebook addict. An avid blogger on most days when she doesn't suffer from bitch fits. A person with flair and personality who doesn't resort to back hand tactics. It makes her look all timid. Like she emphasizes, if you are hating then stop staring. Then, again. Everyone is a critique. And, I am extremely vulgar. Did she mention that she has an obsession and addiction to a one-weird-eight-inch fetish ? Tweet ♥ 
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Thursday, November 26, 2009 Kids Are Quick TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America ... MARIA : Here it is. TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ? CLASS : Maria. - ♥ - TEACHER : John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor ? JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables. - ♥ - TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?' ? GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L' TEACHER : No, that's wrong. GLENN : Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it. - ♥ - TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water ? DONALD : H I J K L M N O. TEACHER : What are you talking about ? DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O. - ♥ - TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago ? WINNIE : Me! - ♥ - TEACHER : Glen, why do you always get so dirty ? GLEN : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are. - ♥ - TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with 'I.' MILLIE : I is.. TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, 'I am.' MILLIE : All right..... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.' - ♥ - TEACHER : George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louie, do you know why his father didn't punish him ? LOUIS : Because George still had the axe in his hand. - ♥ - TEACHER : Now, Simon, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating ? SIMON : No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook. - ♥ - TEACHER : Clyde , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his ? CLYDE : No, sir. It's the same dog. - ♥ - TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested ? HAROLD : A teacher . - ♥ - Getting the eyelash out of your eye. Eyeballs do not want to be touched. I mean, have you ever put fingers, algae-filled lake water, or shampoo in there? Yeah, that gets your eyes screaming in pain pretty quick, doesn’t it? Unless you’re using Johnson & Johnson’s No More Tears shampoo of course, in which case feel free to lather your eyeballs right on up, no worries. But seriously, your eyes have their own plumbing system so they’re pretty self-sufficient. Technically they’re called tear ducts but they may as well be called Eye Toilets because they just flush your eye out. Nope, no need for any assistance folks, because your Eye Toilets have it all under control. Dust, dirt, tiny little microscopic bugs — flush, flush, flush away. Yes, your Eye Toilets are really quite good at their job … … unless, of course, a rogue eyelash gets in there! Yes, when a rebel lash quietly unhinges itself from the confines of your eyelid and attempts a poorly planned escape to freedom it’s not good. If you’re like me and are cursed with poorly-attached eyelashes, then your lashes just give up and die all the time, flipping down into your eyeball and annoyingly scratching and clawing you right in the cornea. The Eye Toilets start madly flushing, but to no avail — that lash is just sticking in there tight and it ain’t budging. Now, I don’t care how many barfights you’ve been in or how many times you’ve been shot, you know as well as I do that when there’s an eyelash in your eye it’s incredibly painful, it’s incredibly annoying, and it requires a ton of focus to get through. You might even have to try one of these eyelash-removing methods : The Pinch and Squeeze Method. This is where you close your eye real tight, and then pinch ‘n’ squeeze all your eyelashes outwards, hoping to grab onto a tiny piece of the rogue lash and pull it out, too. I recommend doing this one first to see what happens. You miss here, you still got plenty of options. The Get Someone Else To Blow Into Your Eye Method. If you’re the blowing friend, you can either do a "Surprise Blow" to prevent the blowee from defensively closing their eye just before you do the deed, or you can do the real surgical technique, where you get them to lie down, hold their eye open, and line up your blow exactly at the eyelash. That last one takes trust and a very dry, stiff blow. Think mighty birthday candle blowout not warming up your hands at the bus stop in winter. The Hard Winker Method. A solo sport, this is where you just keep winking your eye really, really hard and hope the lash will eventually ‘pop out.’ Not a bad technique, though sometimes the act of hard winking just forces that eyelash in there deeper. Bit of a double-edged sword. The Eyelid Flapper. My favourite method and I do this all the time and it freaks everyone out. You just pinch the skin of your eyelid with your fingers and keep popping it in and out real fast until the lash gives up and lets go. This method is a little bit gross to look at and comes complete with a marvelously wet and disgusting suction sound. The Wash. If nothing else works, I guess you can always just splash some water in there. Or, if possible, use one of those dusty eyewash stations hanging out in the back of the woodshop. I’ve always wanted to see someone use one of those things. They look like they’re from a 1950s version of the future. Anyway, whatever your strategy, one thing is certain : You aren’t doing anything until that eyelash comes out. You might get the job done in five seconds, you might work at it for ten painful minutes, but whatever the case, whatever your style, it sure does feel good when that eyelash finally does get out of your eye. Suddenly the sun rises again, the weight is lifted, and your life can get back on the road and just keep on trucking. AWESOME ! - I never liked air conditioning anyways. It tears up my eye reall, really badly. - | |
