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Tuesday, April 28, 2009 I was browsing through some old emails from my ex classmates when I glanced upon some funny ones.
Enjoy ! POEM # 1 I like your style, I like your class; But most of all I like your ass. POEM # 2 I'm a cool girl, in a cool town; It takes a real mother fucker, to put me down. POEM # 3 Kissing is a habit, Fucking is a game; Guys get all the pleasure, Girls get all the pain. The guy says "I love you," You believe it's true; But when your tummy starts to swell, He says, "To hell with you." 10 minutes of pleasure, 9 months in pain; 3 days in hospital, A baby without a name. The baby is a bastard, The mother is a whore; This never wouldn't have happened, If the rubber wouldn't have torn. POEM # 4 Guys are like roses, Watch out for the pricks. POEM # 5 Smoke a smoke, Not a butt; Fuck a virgin, Not a slut. POEM # 6 Sex is bad, Sex is a sin; Sins are forgiven, So stick it in. POEM # 7 Holy mother, full of grace; Bless my boyfriend's, gorgeous face. Bless his hair, that tends to curl; Keep him safe, from all the girls. Bless his arms, that are so strong; Keep his hands, where they belong. Bless his dick, the one I sucked; Bless the bed, in which we fucked. And if my Mum happened to walk in Bless the shit I'd be in. POEM # 8 Sex is when a guys communication, Enters a girl's information; To increase the population, For a younger generation. Do you get the information, Or do you need a demonstration ? POEM # 9 Men are like public toilets, They are either engaged or full of shit ! POEM # 10 If guys had they periods, They would compare the size of their tampons ! POEM # 11 Mental anxiety, Mental breakdowns, Menstrual cramps, Menopause, Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN ! POEM # 12 Roses are red, Violets are corny; When I think of you, Ohh ... Baby, I get horny. Eat me ... Beat me ... Bite me ... Blow me ... Suck me ... Fuck me ... Very slowly. If you kiss me, Don't be sassy; Use your tongue, And make it nasty ! Poem #13 Roses are red, Violets are blue; I'm in love, But not with you. When we broke up, You thought I cried; But all it was, Was another guy. You told your friends, That I was a trick; I told mine that, You had a weak dick. I said I loved you And you thought it was true, But guess what, Baby ? You got played too !!! Poem #14 Guys are like parking spots, The good ones are always taken; And the ones that are available, Are either handicapped or too far away !
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