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FRIENDS.

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Here’s a chance to see how well you really know your husband/boyfriend/lover.
Cut, paste and fill in the answers, then shoot, you know what to do.
The real challenge is to send it to your husband to see how right you really are.

1. He’s sitting in front of the TV, what is on the screen ?
- If it were a dream come true, he wishes that he could watch "Heroes" the fucking god damn day.

2. You’re out to eat; what kind of dressing does he get on his salad ?
- This boy is a carnivourous fat ass.
- He doesn't do greens except for Spinach Soup.
- He calls people who eats salad or as a matter of fact any kind of vegetables, "Kambing".

3. What’s one food he doesn’t like ?
- Any type of vegetables.
- Squid & octopus tentacles.
- Any food he has never eaten before.

4. You go out to eat and have a drink. What does he order ?
- Teh O, Teh, Kopi.
- When we are snacking it will definitely be Pokka green tea.
- Occasionally, he buys strawberry milk.
- Once in a while, we will indulge ourselves in Honey Milk Bubble Tea with Strawberry Jelly.

5. Where did he go to high school ?
- Canberra Secondary School.

6. What size shoe does he wear ?
- It could be a size 10.

7. If he was to collect anything, what would it be ?
- Caps.

8. What is his favorite type of sandwich ?
- None in particular.

9. What would this person eat every day if he could ?
- For now, it's either Nasi Ayam Goreng from Nachia or baos and siew mai. -_-"

10. What is his favorite cereal ?
- Coco crunch.

11. What would he never wear ?
- Anything that makes him look fat and reveals his big tummy.

12. What is his favorite sports team ?
- Manchester United.

13. Who did he vote for ?
- ???

14. Who is his best friend ?
- Hafiz a.ka. Bogeyy and Mike a.k.a Gay partner.

15. What is something you do that he wishes you wouldn’t do ?
- Feed him too much food.

16. What is his heritage ?
- Totally a Malay dol mat.

17. What is his favourite colour ?
- Black and white.

18. What is his habit ?
- Uses his really long pinky finger nail, digs his nose and wipe it on me.
- Put my hand somewhere near his ass and farts.
- Blows my tummy till I giggle.
- Call me and give me that "Heh" look.
- Call me a "Fakeyy," "Fat Fake Legs," "Piglet," "Porky," and "Super 4 Tank-yy."

19. What is he proud of ?
- Hmm ...
- His pinky finger.

20. Lastly, do you think he will read this ?
- I don't think so.

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